It’s almost Halloween! Hooray – I guess… I’m not super into Halloween, although two years ago I fulfilled a dream of being a heavily pregnant albeit sweaty Kool Aid Man (didn’t factor in living in Florida and that it’s still 90 degrees on Halloween), so there’s that:
And then last year I fulfilled a dream I didn’t know I had, and that was to be a waddling, bottom-heavy T-Rex – it’s all for the kids, I swear. 😉 Seriously though, I have a knack for picking the unsexiest costumes ever, even unintentionally. In university I once tried to dress up like Smurfette so I painted myself blue from head and toe (I mean, I covered it all, even my eyelids) then put on a white mini dress and white toque. Upon walking into the bar feeling like a pretty darn hot Smurfette, mind you, my friend Ty jumped back, terrified, and after recovering from the sight of me, he asked if I was an alien of some sort. He was truly puzzled and horrified. I think that killed my sexy costume efforts. But my sheer enjoyment of very unsexy costumes has me wondering if I do enjoy Halloween after all…
Have a very unsexy Halloween!